She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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