Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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