I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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