it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize