It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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