And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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