I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i think i have herpe
just one?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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