scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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