why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I need you to use more vowels.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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