I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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