Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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