i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Randomize
