the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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