Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
