His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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