it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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