I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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