Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
COCAINE IS GR8
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
where are my eyebrows?
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