We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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