it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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