and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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