bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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