I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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