theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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