we're blogging at a bar
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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