That's intense
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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