you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We talked him into tasing himself.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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