Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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