fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I lost the right to judge tonight
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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