I like my sex mixed with concussions.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
