just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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