Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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