I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
And then he peed in my hair
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