On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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