I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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