your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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