Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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