i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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