yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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