So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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