I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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