Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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