Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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