rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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