I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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