yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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