Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
His nipple licking is glorious
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