This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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