i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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