Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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