shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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