I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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