I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
