So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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