my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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